Did you know that these old jalopy gas pumps even existed anymore?

Driving through a small town, I stopped for gas at the tiniest blast from the past you ever did see. The numbers on one side had been gouged out, and there was nothing remotely state-of-the-art or digitally sophisticated about the working side. To boot... the station sold a mere two types of gas ... diesel and unleaded regular. An easy pick in our world of option-overload.

I'm hooked.